Dad: He just stomped the apple!
Me: OOH Saucy!
Dad: Katie look your new backpack has a rain poncho
Me: For me?
Dad: No for it, when it's snowing... and raining.
....These back packs have everything these days but they're becoming awfully greedy O.o
Colbert: Why can't you just say holy f*ck?!
Julie Taymor: Well actually f*ck is an Elizabethan word...
XD oh how I love Shakespeare and greedy backpacks